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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

TNNWC Chairman Seeks To Place Blame On Someone Else For A Temporary Technological SNAFU

"Darn straight. I knew nothing about this. We have policies in place that do not permit such technological liberties. I find this unacceptable, and I pledge that those few "rogue" individuals will be held accountable. We are conducting our own internal investigation of the matter, and of the anti-matter [hopefully they will not collide]. It will be a long and arduous process which will (if it is not forgotten about entirely) not find anybody important to be liable, and some low-level guy will be given a sack of hush money in exchange for his being thrown under the proverbial bus. We might even pay a fine, but it will only represent a small portion of our ill-gotten profits." - Douglas Castle [speaking entirely in jest, and not being cynical or lampooning any major corporations or institutions, or BP or Goldman, or any of the those big guys, none of whom are above the law, as they actually help legislate it].
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Dear Readers (Entrepreneurs, TNNWC Members, Colleagues, Business Leaders, Innovators, Project Managers, Commanders of Growing Companies, Braintenancers, Global Futurists, Internationalists, Marketers, Trend-Watchers, Trend-Setters, and Friends):

Subject: Douglas Castle Apologies for An Annoying Technical Glitch.

Q: Conspiracy or Catastrophic Compound Error?

It's simple. I am not certain whether it was due to a deadly conspiracy involving a collaborative effort among Twitterfeed, Hellotxt and Ping, or whether it was the result of an extremely unlikely catastrophic compound error (Do I sound paranoid? Are you talkin' to me?), but my status updates have been prodigiously posting themselves to many of my blogs without my knowledge or consent.

Since this began two days ago, I have had a "Blue Ribbon Panel" of "experts" working on solving the problem, and after much debate (mostly over who would be responsible to pay for lunches, and how much of a gratuity we should give the delivery kid), they have assured me that the mechanism has been repaired.

I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused you, and I thank you for your patience and for reading me and my guest contributors.

Faithfully, and in the spirit of friendship,

Douglas Castle
http://aboutDouglasCastle.blogspot.com
http://www.linkedin.com/in/douglascastle
http://www.linkedin.com/company/TNNWC
http://www.TNNWC.com (the official website, soon to be released in Visionary Version 3.0 – please stay tuned!)


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