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Showing posts with label the Winning Women's Vortex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Winning Women's Vortex. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dedication to The Winning Women's Vortex - The WWV

Dedication to The Winning Women's Vortex - The WWV

Dear Friends, Colleagues, Members and those nosy persons who are sneaking a peek over the shoulders of the aforementioned three categories of legitimate readers because you've not bothered to get your own free subscription to The National Networker business publications by simply clicking on http://bit.ly/JoinTNNW - For Shame! :

The Winning Women's Vortex, an amazing site which is being sponsored by The National Networker Companies and which will be moderated by Author, Featured TNNW Columnist and Connectrix Ann Barczay Sloan is going to be opened for a brief preview on April 14th, at http://thewinningwomensvortex.blogspot.com/.

It should be noted that the site will feature multiple interactive communities featuring topics of interest to women of ambition - these topics will include, but will not be limited to the chartering of a credit union, a venture capital and business bootstrapping fund, a collective bargaining/ lobbying unit and other new institutions and programs to be established by women and for women.

The site's Founder and Moderator, Connectrix Ann Barczay Sloan, is also the author of the soon-to-be-released book, "THE POWER OF PASSION: Winning Women Reveal Their Secrets," which will contain Ann's interviews with 17 of the most promising female thought leaders and entrepreneurs standing at the leading edge of the movement for Women's Entrepreneurship, Leadership and Empowerment.

These women will also be involved as advisors, pundits and futurists on the WWV site, and they will be accessible to the public.

TNNWC has recently been reporting on the activities and achievements of several of these truly outstanding women, including:

 Bonnie Ross-Parker (America's Connection Diva and the Founder of The Joy Of Connecting, at http://www.thejoyofconnecting.com/ and The Latina Joy Of Connecting) creator of the world's most revolutionary system for in-home women's networking and relationship-building;

 Sandra Levitin, the Founder, Publisher and Editor of Kalön Women, and of Kalön Women’s Magazine at http://kalön-women.com/, two of the fastest-growing sensational resources for women 40 and over in the United States; and

Paula Fellingham, a media champion and Founder of The Women's Information Network (The "WIN") at http://www.thewinonline.com/ - a broadcasting machine which reaches an audience in the millions of women.

Gentlemen (myself, an others similarly equipped)...these women are breaking down all barriers...we can either learn to surf, or be crushed by the coming Tidal Wave.  Personally, I'm learning to be very nice, and to treat these amazing females with great respect - I would insist that you do the same, fellows, or risk the consequences.

Faithfully,

Douglas Castle, http://aboutDouglasCastle.blogspot.com
Vice-Chairman
THE NATIONAL NETWORKER COMPANIES

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p.s. Ann Barczay Sloan sent me these terrific and clever insults in an attempt to keep me in good spirits (perhaps my mother has been paying her -- I am always suspicious when a woman is nice to me). Adam J. Kovitz (TNNWC's Founder who tries to push me around ) and I decided to share these beauties with you. Thanks again, Ann -- our favorite Connectrix:

When Insults Had Class 
These glorious insults are from an era before the English
language got boiled down to 4-letter words (and people
still used their brains, if they had any!).

-- The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

-- A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die
on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your
policies or your mistress."

-- "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

-- "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."  -
Winston Churchill

-- "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries
with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

-- "He has never been known to use a word that might send a
reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest
Hemingway).

-- "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no
time reading it." - Moses Hadas

-- "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." - Mark Twain

-- "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
-  Oscar Wilde

-- "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.

-- "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop

-- "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

-- "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing  trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb

-- "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson

-- "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

-- "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand

-- "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

-- "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any
address on it?" - Mark Twain

-- "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-  Mae West

-- "Some  cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever
they go." - Oscar Wilde

-- "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support 
rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

-- "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

-- "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-  Groucho Marx

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Bonnie Ross-Parker Brings Cutting-Edge Technology to The National Networker.

JOY OF CONNECTING™ Founder, Speaker and Entrepreneur Bonnie Ross-Parker reports on a new technological development: The Kosher Computer, now being manufactured by DELL- SHALOM, an entrepreneurial start up in Tel Aviv, Israel. We at the National Networker Companies offer our heartfelt thanks to Bonnie for bringing this technological (and cultural) breakthrough to our attention:

 

 

I don't know if you know this, but you can now purchase Kosher computers! They are made in Israel by a company called DELL-SHALOM. The price is so low... even with the shipping from Israel ! However, before you purchase a kosher computer of your own, you should know that there are some important changes from the typical non-kosher computer you are used to, such as:


1) The 'Start' button has been replaced with a 'Let's go!! I'm not getting any younger!' button.

2) You hear 'Hava Nagila' during startup.

3) The cursor moves from right to left.

4) When Spell-checker finds an error it prompts, 'Is this the best you can do?' 

5) When you look at racy images, your computer says, 'If your mother knew you did this, she would die.'

6) It comes with a 'monitor cleaning solution' from Manischewitz that gets rid of all the 'schmutz und drek.'

7) When running 'Scan Disk' it prompts you with a 'You want I should fix this?' message.

8) After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC goes, 'Schloffen.'

9) The PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings. 

10) It comes with two hard drives - one for fleyshedik (business software) and one for milchedik (games).

11) Instead of getting a 'General Protection Fault' error, your PC now gets 'Ferklempt.'

12) The multimedia player has been renamed to 'Nu, so play my music already!' 

13) When your PC is working too hard, you occasionally hear a loud 'Oy Gevalt!' 

14) Computer viruses can now be cured with matzo ball soup.

16) When disconnecting external devices from the PC, you are instructed to 'Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus.'

17) After your computer dies, you have to dispose of it within 24 hours.

18) But best of all, if you have a kosher computer, you can't get SPAM..

 

Bonnie... Adam J. Kovitz (da Capo de Tutti Capi) and I (a lowly enforcer) salute you for bringing this crucial news update to the attention of our readers!

 

 

faithfully,

 

Douglas Castle

 

 

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